Things I Will Never Understand

I haven't posted on this blog in YEARS, but this morning I just had a thought... Something I will NEVER understand. I wanted to keep a running list, but on what platform? Back to Twinkie Town! So here goes. Feel free to suggest other things in the comments!

I will never understand...

• when people have a big dinner and then don't feel hungry for a long time into the next day. 
• My body has definitely already digested all previous food by the time I wake up. I'm ready for breakfast ERRRDAY!
  
• people who rather workout than do... anything else. 
• Don't get me wrong, I go to the gym. But that is for my general health so that I don't have a heart attack at the age of 35. If it's between Korean BBQ VS gym, KBBQ's gonna take the cake. Eating cake's going to take the cake too.
  
• people who refuse to put their shopping cart in the proper place.
• Don't be a dick, man. You don't like it when a cart is in a parking spot and you have to move the cart before you can park and you wouldn't want your car to be scratched by a cart, so don't fuck it up for everyone else either!